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Wowzers

2009-07-13T19:53:00.003-04:00

I just came across this amazing blog, it's actually a blog by a white person who appreciates dark skinned beauty! Incredible! I am following the blog now. I encourage everyone to check it out.

Small Hiatus

2009-06-02T12:50:00.010-04:00

Okay! After a short (okay, long), hiatus, Blaque is back! Things have been hectic with the way things have been going, so a small break to get things together was in order!

Anyway, we have a lot of juicy topics to talk about including the war in Iraq, (what the heck is going ON with that, anyway?) our NEW PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA! (do you agree with his policies, do you think he's a dousche bag? what?) gay and lesbian issues, (should they be allowed to marry, or has America become a modern-day Gomorrah?), and many other things! Let's talk television, entertainment, gossip, and more. There's lot of opinions out there, and I want to hear and discuss it all!

So stay tuned, keep checking the blog, and you'll see about the truth according to Maddie.

WHY Are There So Many Single Black Women: A Discussion Forum

2008-12-05T15:48:00.009-05:00

Okay, I am a young black woman who has never been in a real relationship before, but I am already done with them! Why is that you say? How in the world could that be, you say? Well, after seeing all the drama of those in my life, it's a wonder I don't swear off relationships permanently! All the women in my family are single. They have been loving, faithful, and good wives. But they have very strong personalities, and men have been unable to handle that. In essence, their love and devotion has been met with abandonment, disregard, unfaithfulness, and petty childishness.

So why are these wonderful sisters still single? But wait, let's not just talk about the black women in my family, what about the 70% of single black women? Why are THEY single? Even with the numbers between men and women being uneven, (10 single black women to 7 black men) there just simply should not be such a disparity among black women!

So WHY are so many black women single?

There are two reasons in my opinion.

Black men are only too happy to date and "love" every kind of women, i.e., more and more black men are NOT dating black women.
Many black women are resistant to dating outside of their race

So what happens when the few black men that are available decide to date the white, Asian, or Latino girl? It means that black women are left in the cold or are driven to deal with unbelievable crap from the black men in their lives just in hopes of keeping him.

So what do black women need do? We need to adapt and began to broaden our horizons. We need to stop looking at race and look at what's going to make us happy and whole.

So many times us black women stand in our own way. Take the IBM checklist for example. Lots of black women miss the chance at happiness because they have a "he-has-to-be-this" checklist or the IBM (Ideal Black Man) checklist and when the man does not meet each and every criteria on the list, they're not worth the time.

So, I admit, it's not ALWAYS black men, although to be honest, I think it is most of the time.
Should a black woman with good credit lower her standards and date a man who couldn't buy a candy bar from the store because his credit is so bad? No. Should she lower her standards regarding character? Absolutely not.

But should she lighten up on the tall, dark, handsome, with white teeth, a tattoo on his left bicep, six figures, good family, great in bed, wonderful car; in essence, the perfect model of her perfect perfect guy? Probably. That guy just doesn't exist, and if he does then he's either taken, a jerk, or gay.

If the sisters would date the short guy or the balding guy, or just look for LOVE and not a specific colored Abercromie model, then there would be more options. And this doesn't just go for the women, it goes for the men as well.

A lot of black men are notorious for liking thin, light skinned, black women.

Now this isn't the case for EVERYTHING and EVERYONE.

It is a myriad of things, but the chief one being that black women generally won't date other races.

This trend is changing though. Follow this link, watch the video, and you'll know why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbgF-_EIX-8&feature=related

So more and more black women, mainly professionals, are dating outside of their race, but it is not always welcome.

Racism runs deep...it is deep rooted, in some form, in all the people of the world whether it's against whites, blacks, Latinos, or Asians.

But what is the point of black women dating outside their race? Is it to show black men that black women don't need them? Is it to flick off white women by saying, "you take our men, we take yours?"

Absolutely not. It's to find love, to find happiness, and to bring those gosh darned statistics down!

This is a discussion forum.

Please take your stand.

Lots of comments are welcome, but be nice.

Obama Vs. McCain

2008-10-15T19:34:00.005-04:00

Comments about this are welcome.

Who do you think should be president and why?

Clocks In Heaven

2008-07-29T03:07:00.002-04:00

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Bush Goes For A Jog

2008-07-29T03:01:00.002-04:00

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"

Cheney and the Bushes on a Plane

2008-07-29T02:51:00.004-04:00

Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." George Bush Senior says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls her eyes and looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

The New Element

2008-07-29T02:44:00.003-04:00

The densest element yet known to science has been discovered. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 911.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol for Bushcronium is "W."

Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as these morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming a large cluster of idiotopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a critical mass also known as "Critical Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element radiating several orders of magnitude more energy; mostly as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Psalm 2004 * King George Version

2008-07-29T02:32:00.003-04:00

Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.

He leadeth me beside the still factories,

He maketh me to lie down on park benches,

He restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party,

He guideth me onto the paths of unemployment for the Party’s sake.

I do fear the evildoers, for thou talkst about them constantly.

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending

They do discomfort me.

Thou anointeth me with never-ending debt,

And my savings and assets shall soon be gone.

Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me,

And my jobless children shall dwell in my basement forever.

Anonymous

George W. Bush's Resume

2008-07-29T02:16:00.005-04:00

George W. Bush's Resume

George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

Past Work Experience

Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments in Previous Positions

Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

Accomplishments As President

Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other president in U.S. history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).
First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission.
First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.
First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the Civil War.
Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

Records and References

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)

Source: Kelley Kramer

Advanced Medicine

2008-07-28T23:20:00.004-04:00

An Israeli doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says, 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.

The Man Song

2008-07-27T15:43:00.009-04:00

The Man Song, this is hilarious. Comment and give opinions. =D

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=653

Water or Coke

2008-07-17T16:50:00.003-04:00

This! Is really an eye opener.... Water or Coke? We all know that water
is important but I've never seen it written down like this before.

COKE OR WATER

1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is
often mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost
100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day
could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzz short-term memory,
trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen
or on a printed page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer
by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is
50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

And now for the properties of COKE:

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons
of coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car
accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in
two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and
let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric !
acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a
rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of
Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan,
wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham
is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the
Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of
greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The
Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.

9. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

For Your Info:

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It
will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches
calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in
osteoporosis.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must
use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive
materials.

3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of
their trucks for about 20 years!

Now the question is, would you like a coke or a glass of water?

The Pope and Prince Charles

2008-07-17T16:42:00.007-04:00

This is astounding! XD

Interesting Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married

2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe

3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.

4. Pope Died

Interesting Year 2005

1. Prince Charles got married

2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe

3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament

4. Pope Died

The Moral:

Next time Charles gets married...someone warn the Pope

7 reasons not to mess with children.

2008-07-17T15:50:00.003-04:00

A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little
girl: replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was. The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher: paused
and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat,
or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father
and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy:

(the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at
her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white,
Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl
thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come
ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small
voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's
dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching" Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Two Young Kids in the Hospital

2008-07-17T12:54:00.003-04:00

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

"Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

Mastercard Wedding

2008-07-17T12:44:00.005-04:00

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on his show..

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta >>>> here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning;

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's: MASTERCARD!
Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos!

JUST REMEMBER THIS:

What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!......" (So true!!!)

I Wish For.....

2008-07-17T11:41:00.002-04:00

What Are You?

2008-07-17T11:22:00.009-04:00

Now don't cheat on this one, go with the first dessert you choose!

If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Trust me...this is very accurate. (haha...or maybe not....=])

Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, (if you want) but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above.

Here are your choices:

1. Angel Food Cake

2. Brownies

3. Lemon Meringue Pie

4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing

5. Strawberry Short Cake

6. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing

7. Ice Cream

8. Carrot Cake

No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully
what your choice will be. OK - Now that you've made your choice, this
is what the researchers say about you...

SCROLL DOWN---

No Cheating

1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent care giver and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing. You shine when it comes to helping others and have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very emotional at times but a true person in every way. You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves.

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.

What is Politics?

2008-07-17T11:13:00.004-04:00

Check this out.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks,
'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to
explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me
The President.
Your mother is the administrator of
the money, so we call her the
Government.
We are here to take care of your
needs, so we will call
you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the
Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense..'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
check on him . He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the
little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting
to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he
peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand
the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while
the Government is sound asleep.The People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep shit.'

Gas Prices: WHY Are Gas Prices High Again?

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Okay. I know that the gas prices are high. ANYONE who's alive and has a brain knows that. Everyone keeps saying it's because of Iraq. They have all the oil and they have all the resources that America needs RIGHT NOW which is why we're over there blowing them to kingdom come right? I mean it can't be for freedom and human rights because the U.S. deals with plenty of countries who severely abuse their people, but these nations are never checked because of course, the U.S has financial interest in them. Anyway, if Iraq or some Middle Eastern country IS at fault (there are SO many terrorist countries that I've lost track of them all) then why the hell are the oil companies so f**king rich?

For a long time this hasn't made sense to me. Why are the gas companies such as the evil Exxon and others making BILLIONS of dollars in PROFIT ALONE and why are the middle class and poor being made to suffer because of these extreme gas prices? The price of EVERYTHING has gone up. Food, utilities...you even have to pay to DIE! It really makes me wonder. Gas prices are high but the executives at Exxon are living the high life. Look, some of you would say I'm not being fair and that there are plenty of files and statements drawn up by high profile lawyers that tell us exactly WHY it is right and legal that these corporate, blue collar thieves are rolling in dough at the same time making the middle and lower classes scrape to get by.

But that's what bullsh**ters are for right? That's what I call lawyers. They are paid to get corporate crooks off the hook. Hey I rhymed there. Corporate crooks off the hook. Oh man, but I have talent. Anyway, of course ALL lawyers aren't like this, but dang! Those few who are seem to be making the lives of the 'common' people one expensive hell.
Now enough of my verbal enema..ing?, I would much rather lighten the subject by some comedic pictures. Because even though the gas companies ARE bullsh**ters who will burn in hell for their greed, this high cost of living is something we have to endure, and we might as well do it with a smile.

Funny right? It's not really a laughing matter, but these cartoons add humor to a bad situation.

Incredible Right? Oh yeah, guys. Leave some comments about the cartoons. And tell me what you think about rising gas prices.

HOLY COW!... Let's hope it doesn't get to this.

Okay....THIS was hilarious.

Okay....this is sad but true. You know things are ridiculous when gas goes down in the budget as another bill.

This is the last of my "f**k you over but laugh about it" cartoons. To be honest guys, I think this gas foolishness should have been over a long time ago. If the oil companies are getting rich off of this, with billions in profit then there must be something that we haven't been told because the stories we've been given just don't add up. So what do Americans do? Well, the first thing I think Americans should do is be able to sacrifice until justice is done. Yes, I said SACRIFICE ooohhhh O_o i know that's scary but it's what Americans need to learn to do.
If we want the gas companies to listen, then we have to make a stand. We have to STOP using so much gas. We should carpool, we should just STOP driving. I know this seems insane and ludicrous and preposterous but it CAN be done. Americans are some of the most amazing masters of invention and in truth, when we want something, we go to hell and back to get it. You just have to be willing to go without. You have to be willing to do it the hard way before things get better. Righteous indignation won't work with these companies. You have to hit them in their pocketbooks. Then you''ll get results. Think about it.

But that's enough about gas prices!
Thanks for tuning in once again, for the world according to Maddie, the MaddieSunny Side of Truth.

First Blog

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My name is Blaque and this is my blog.

A little bit about me. I am in college, but I don't know which one. My age is not important to you and neither is my religion.

I hate everyone, and I love everyone. I love the good that people are capable of, but despise the evil they is all too often displayed.

On this blog you can say whatever you want. I really don't give a damn. But needless hate will not be tolerated, while sincere criticism will. Say your piece and then skedaddle. Private conversations are welcome, but only as long as you're willing to listen to differing opinions.

My blog will address EVERYTHING. Nothing is off limits. If you wish for requests, well, that is acceptable. If you want to know my opinion about something, that's even better.

This blog, ultimately, is about truth.

It is all that matters in the world and is only found through the sifting of uninformed opinion and a plethora of bullshit.

This is a blog seeks to find truth in politics, religion, relationships, everything, whether through serious discussion or humor.

That's me. That's Blaque.

Know Truth.
Need Truth.

Love Truth.